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Majorca Labias
Injuries |  | | Sunday, June 26th, 1814 | | P. Pollock was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: sticky fingers. He's expected to miss about one week. |
| Friday, May 20th, 1814 | | H. Jones was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: gonorrhea. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Thursday, May 19th, 1814 | | A. Bergheim was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Thursday, April 28th, 1814 | | A. Bergheim was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: poopy pants. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 4 days. |
| Saturday, April 23rd, 1814 | | G. Koopman was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: pulled groin muscle...he he he. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 4 days. |
| Friday, April 22nd, 1814 | | D. Escovedo was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: strained back trying to blow a midget. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
| Monday, April 4th, 1814 | | Q. Conover was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: his woman done left him. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 5 days. |
| Friday, March 25th, 1814 | | M. Herrerra was injured being hit by a pitch. The Diagnosis: teabagging accident. He's expected to miss about one week. |
| Friday, March 4th, 1814 | | Q. Conover was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: overdose. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 5 days. | | P. Pollock was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: popped boner. He's expected to miss about 3 weeks. |
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