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Shag Rocks Wandering Albatrosses Injuries |  | | Friday, May 20th, 1814 | | K. Laletin was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: poopy pants. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. | | Sunday, May 15th, 1814 | | L. Bazemore was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: poopy pants. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. | | Monday, April 25th, 1814 | | A. Langerak was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: panty sniffing accident. He's expected to miss about 3 weeks. | | X. Salmon was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: bruised ego. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. | | Sunday, April 24th, 1814 | | A. Langerak was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: donkey punch. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 2 weeks. | | Saturday, April 9th, 1814 | | D. Klungland was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: the black plague. He's expected to miss about 3 months. | | Monday, March 21st, 1814 | | M. Henty was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: sphincter blister. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. | | Saturday, March 12th, 1814 | | P. Valdespino was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: popped boner. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. | |
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