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Solomon Islands Miners Injuries |  | | Friday, June 24th, 1814 | | L. Pilo was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: pinched weiner. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. | | Sunday, June 12th, 1814 | | L. Jones was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: overdose. He's expected to miss about 5 weeks. | | Saturday, June 11th, 1814 | | B. Zumaya was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: erectile dysfunction. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 2 weeks. | | L. Pilo was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: bit by urchin. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 5 days. | | Sunday, June 5th, 1814 | | B. Walcott was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: poopy pants. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. | | Thursday, May 26th, 1814 | | L. Pilo was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 6 days. | | Tuesday, May 10th, 1814 | | B. Sapani was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: gonorrhea. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. | | C. Utterson was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: rabies. He's expected to miss about 8 months. | | Sunday, April 3rd, 1814 | | S. Séguin was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: syphilis. He's expected to miss about 7 months. | | Thursday, March 17th, 1814 | | W. Iriarte was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: popped boner. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. | | Sunday, March 6th, 1814 | | C. Anviles was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: gonorrhea. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. | |
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