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Malta Falcons Injuries |  | | Saturday, June 25th, 1814 | | H. Peltier was injured while stealing a base. The Diagnosis: run over by bus. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last one week. | | Sunday, June 19th, 1814 | | B. Pavlin was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: overdose. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 3 days. | | Saturday, June 11th, 1814 | | M. Crisanty was injured being hit by a pitch. The Diagnosis: donkey punch. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 2 weeks. | | Monday, June 6th, 1814 | | D. Rabinovich was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: overdose. He's expected to miss about 2-3 weeks. | | Thursday, May 19th, 1814 | | S. Mellizo was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: faking it. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 2 weeks. | | Wednesday, May 18th, 1814 | | H. Fivelim was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: jury duty. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. | | Saturday, April 30th, 1814 | | A. Summerscales is ill. The Diagnosis: flaming homo disease. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 5 days. | | Friday, April 29th, 1814 | | H. Erijenko was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: loose stool. He's expected to miss about 3 months. | | Thursday, April 28th, 1814 | | H. Fivelim was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: sphincter blister. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 5 days. | | Saturday, March 19th, 1814 | | S. Ilac was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: strained back trying to blow a midget. He's expected to miss about 4 weeks. | | Thursday, March 17th, 1814 | | D. Prignano was injured while falling off the stage at a NAMBLA Awards Ceremony. The Diagnosis: temporary blindness. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. | | Sunday, March 13th, 1814 | | B. Ström was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: poopy pants. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. | | Monday, March 7th, 1814 | | S. Garay was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: run over by bus. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. | | Sunday, March 6th, 1814 | | H. Ritchey was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. | |
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