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Alcatraz Birdmen
Injuries |  | | Monday, June 13th, 1814 | | H. Iakovou was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: ate bad tuna salad. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last one week. |
| Tuesday, May 31st, 1814 | | T. Lameiro was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Saturday, May 14th, 1814 | | G. Tameta was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: monthly visitor. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Wednesday, April 20th, 1814 | | D. Pinkney was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: temporary insanity. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
| Saturday, April 16th, 1814 | | R. Ananikian was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: temporary insanity. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
| Wednesday, March 23rd, 1814 | | J. Garrick was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: ass vomit. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 5 days. |
| Saturday, March 12th, 1814 | | G. Tameta was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: run over by bus. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
| Saturday, March 5th, 1814 | | C. Medlock was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: sphincter blister. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. | | D. McVurich was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: temporary insanity. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 6 days. |
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