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Ceylon Intruders
Injuries |  | | Saturday, June 18th, 1814 | | W. Portillos was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: dislocated nutsack. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 2 weeks. |
| Thursday, June 9th, 1814 | | D. Dame was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: donkey punch. He's expected to miss about one week. |
| Thursday, June 2nd, 1814 | | G. Ramuz was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: overdose. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 6 days. |
| Tuesday, May 31st, 1814 | | M. McTarlich was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: poopy pants. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Monday, May 23rd, 1814 | | I. Allcorn was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: pulled groin muscle...he he he. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 3 days. |
| Thursday, May 19th, 1814 | | S. Gabriel was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: popped boner. He's expected to miss about 7-8 months. |
| Sunday, May 15th, 1814 | | L. Segars was injured being hit by a pitch. The Diagnosis: fractured thorax. He's expected to miss about 3 months. |
| Sunday, May 8th, 1814 | | M. McEachin was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: slipped on father's cum. He's expected to miss about 2-3 months. |
| Friday, April 29th, 1814 | | L. Segars was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: Montezuma’s revenge. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
| Wednesday, April 27th, 1814 | | W. Remoundos is ill. The Diagnosis: flaming homo disease. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last one week. |
| Friday, April 15th, 1814 | | I. Hashigami is ill. The Diagnosis: flaming homo disease. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Thursday, March 31st, 1814 | | I. Allcorn is ill. The Diagnosis: flaming homo disease. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Friday, March 25th, 1814 | | M. McEachin was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: broken heart. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 3 days. |
| Tuesday, March 22nd, 1814 | | D. Dame was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: temporary insanity. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 2 weeks. |
| Sunday, March 6th, 1814 | | I. Hashigami was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: bruised ego. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 5 days. |
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