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Isle of Man Whores
Injuries |  | | Thursday, March 24th, 1814 | | C. Isakov was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: poopy pants. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Monday, March 21st, 1814 | | G. Mazet was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: donkey punch. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Saturday, March 19th, 1814 | | D. Englehart was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: hangover. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Saturday, March 12th, 1814 | | W. Botkin was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: sphincter blister. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Tuesday, March 8th, 1814 | | B. Zumaya was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: panty sniffing accident. He's expected to miss about one week. |
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