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Breaking News Tuesday, April 5th, 1814: Bikini Island Shortstop Out Watching Moshe Ursin getting helped off the field today at The Fallout Shelter, fans of the Bikini Island Bombers feared the worst. The news wasn't quite as bad as initially feared, but the shortstop will miss 1-2 weeks with a panty sniffing accident. "We feel we've dodged a bullet. When you see a guy break down like that, you worry right away," a team spokesman said. Ursin suffered the injury running the bases in the game against the Wandering Albatrosses. Ursin is presently batting .263 with 1 home run, 2 runs scored and 5 RBIs. His OBP is .364. Sunday, April 3rd, 1814: Are You Kidding Me? Shag fucking Rocks? The Wandering Albatrosses tied with the Bikinis as the only two remaining unbeaten teams in the RIBC?! SHAG ROCKS?? Am I insane? Is this still the Solar system? And they have done it with scoring only three runs in the two games. Saturday, March 5th, 1814: Bikini Island-Rhode Island Swap: Leshane for Ursin A trade between the Bikini Island Bombers and the Rhode Island Scholars was made official this morning. The Bikini Island Bombers have sent 25-year old shortstop Ugly Leshane, 22-year old catcher Action Fraga, 20-year old reliever Nortsa Spindler and 25-year old second baseman Dib McGilvra to the Rhode Island Scholars in exchange for 32-year old shortstop Moshe Ursin. In a career spanning 273 games, Leshane has batted .277 with 181 hits, 4 home runs, 85 RBIs and 79 runs scored. For his career Ursin is hitting .277 with 42 homers, 138 RBIs and 334 hits. Team Leaders AVG O. Lozano .529 2 C. Sherborne BIKI .375 3 S. Pucci BIKI .353 4 S. Rose BIKI .350 5 T. Kruit BIKI .333 Team Leaders HR G. Tsereteli 2 2 S. Rose BIKI 1 2 J. Sinden BIKI 1 2 M. Ursin BIKI 1 5 20 tied with   0 Team Leaders RBI C. Sherborne 6 2 T. Kruit BIKI 5 2 G. Tsereteli BIKI 5 2 M. Ursin BIKI 5 5 S. Rose BIKI 3 Team Leaders W 3 tied with 1 1 S. Adrov BIKI 1 1 R. Read BIKI 1 1 K. Viacorta BIKI 1 4 8 tied with   0 Team Leaders ERA S. Adrov 1.00 2 C. Taglialatela BIKI 2.00 3 R. Read BIKI 3.00 4 K. Viacorta BIKI 6.75       Team Leaders K R. Read 8 2 C. Taglialatela BIKI 7 3 S. Adrov BIKI 3 3 F. Holmqvist BIKI 3 5 K. Viacorta BIKI 2 Injuries Player Injury Out for... Disabled List Status SS Moshe Ursin panty sniffing accident 1-2 weeks Not on DL Pitching Staff Role Throws Pitcher W L SV ERA   Starter R Sarge Adrov 1 0 0 1.00   Starter R Rudolph Read 1 0 0 3.00   Starter R Chill Taglialatela 0 1 0 2.00   Starter L Killjoy Viacorta 1 0 0 6.75   Starter R Kiddo Friis 0 0 0 67.57   Middle Reliever R Fredric Holmqvist 0 1 0 3.86   Middle Reliever R Bip Claycomb 0 0 0 0.00   Middle Reliever R Cajun Borofka 0 0 0 0.00   Middle Reliever L Packy Quick 0 0 0 0.00   Setup Reliever L Chang Midian 0 0 0 0.00   Setup Reliever R Papi Alfronso 0 0 0 0.00   Closer R Albie Brudenell 0 0 1 9.00   News Sarge Adrov Has Accident Links Roster Ratings News Potential Ratings Major Transactions Leaders Transactions Batting Stats Injuries Pitching Stats Personnel Fielding Stats Development Report Schedule BA Top Prospects Positional Strength Player Salaries Financial Report Minor League System Standings W L PCT GB Rhode Island Scholars 4 1 .800 - Alcatraz Birdmen 3 2 .600 1.0 Bikini Island Bombers 3 2 .600 1.0 Majorca Labias 3 2 .600 1.0 Malta Falcons 3 2 .600 1.0 Shag Rocks Wandering Albatrosses 3 2 .600 1.0 Solomon Islands Miners 3 2 .600 1.0 Isle of Man Whores 2 3 .400 2.0 Krakatoa Lava Lamps 2 3 .400 2.0 Manhattan Cocktails 2 3 .400 2.0 Ceylon Intruders 1 4 .200 3.0 Elba Corps 1 4 .200 3.0 Team Information Record overall 3-2, .600 PCT Position in Division 3rd, 1.0 GB Record at home 2-1, .667 PCT Record on the road 1-1, .500 PCT Record in X-inning games 0-0, .000 PCT Record in one-run games 0-0, .000 PCT Record versus LHP 1-0, 1.000 PCT Record versus RHP 2-2, .500 PCT Record last 10 games 3-2, .600 PCT Record in April 3-2, .600 PCT Team Batting Stats & Rankings Batting Average .309 - 1st in RIBC On-Base Percentage .390 - 1st in RIBC Slugging Percentage .434 - 1st in RIBC On-Base + Slugging .824 - 1st in RIBC Runs Scored 30 - 1st in RIBC Hits 54 - tied for 1st in RIBC Extra-Base Hits 11 - 7th in RIBC Home Runs 5 - 1st in RIBC Bases-On-Balls 23 - 1st in RIBC Strikeouts 18 - 1st in RIBC Stolen Bases 3 - tied for 4th in RIBC Team Pitching Stats & Rankings Earned Run Average 3.68 - 8th in RIBC Starters' ERA 4.19 - 10th in RIBC Bullpen ERA 1.86 - 3rd in RIBC Runs allowed 22 - 10th in RIBC Hits allowed 42 - tied for 5th in RIBC Opponents AVG .247 - 5th in RIBC BABIP .282 - 6th in RIBC Home Runs allowed 2 - 3rd in RIBC Bases-On-Balls 13 - 6th in RIBC Strikeouts 26 - 6th in RIBC Minor League System Birmingham Bollocks (AAA) Hyderabad White Dots (AA) Botswana Bees (A) Lineups Overview # B Lineup vs RHP POS   # B Lineup vs LHP POS   # B Lineup vs RHP+DH POS   # B Lineup vs LHP+DH POS   1 R Otie Lozano 2B   1 R Otie Lozano 2B   1 L Jerry Sinden CF   1 R Otie Lozano 2B   2 L Sameer Rose RF   2 L Sameer Rose RF   2 R Moshe Ursin SS   2 R Kurs Kean DH   3 R Thrash Kruit LF   3 R Thrash Kruit LF   3 R Cab Sherborne C   3 R Cab Sherborne C   4 L Jerry Sinden CF   4 L Jerry Sinden CF   4 R Otie Lozano 2B   4 R Thrash Kruit LF   5 R Cab Sherborne C   5 R Cab Sherborne C   5 R Thrash Kruit LF   5 R Moshe Ursin SS   6 S Goldie Tsereteli 3B   6 R Moshe Ursin SS   6 L Sameer Rose RF   6 L Sameer Rose RF   7 R Moshe Ursin SS   7 S Goldie Tsereteli 3B   7 S Goldie Tsereteli 3B   7 L Jerry Sinden CF   8 L Stretchmark Pucci 1B   8 L Stretchmark Pucci 1B   8 L Stretchmark Pucci DH   8 S Goldie Tsereteli 3B       9 R Bye Bye Assemani 1B   9 R Bye Bye Assemani 1B

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