| General Information | | Team Focus | Win Now! | | Staff Payroll | $184,100 | | Player Payroll | $5,765,882 | | Current Budget | $3,654,946 | | Projected Balance | $-2,084,360 | | | | | Average Player Salary | $169,585 | | League Average Salary | $83,751 | | Highest Paid Players: | | | 1) Fuck Barnes | $714,408 | | 2) Goldie Tsereteli | $674,000 | | 3) Jerry Sinden | $642,285 | | 4) Stretchmark Pucci | $384,000 | | 5) Sameer Rose | $378,900 |
| | Current Financial Overview | | Attendance | 254,218 | | Attendance per Game | 6,053 | | | | | Gate Revenue | $908,617 | | Playoff Revenue | $0 | | Media Revenue | $1,000,000 | | Merchandising Revenue | $498,958 | | Revenue Sharing | $0 | | CASH | $-56,419 | | | | | Player Expenses | $2,672,299 | | Staff Expenses | $92,016 | | | | | BALANCE | $-413,159 |
| | Last Season Overview | | Attendance | 496,499 | | Attendance per Game | 6,130 | | | | | Gate Revenue | $1,755,618 | | Playoff Revenue | $0 | | Media Revenue | $1,000,000 | | Merchandising Revenue | $898,328 | | Revenue Sharing | $0 | | CASH | $603,869 | | | | | Player Expenses | $4,137,421 | | Staff Expenses | $176,813 | | | | | BALANCE | $-56,419 |
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