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Bikini Island Bombers
Injuries |  | | Tuesday, June 7th, 1814 | | S. Pucci was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: busy fingering sister. He's expected to miss about 4-5 weeks. |
| Saturday, May 28th, 1814 | | F. Aitcheson was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: temporary insanity. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
| Wednesday, May 18th, 1814 | | T. Kruit was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: teabagging accident. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Saturday, May 14th, 1814 | | S. Pucci was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: faking it. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 4 days. |
| Tuesday, April 5th, 1814 | | M. Ursin was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: panty sniffing accident. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Saturday, March 26th, 1814 | | L. Langlais was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: hangover. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Thursday, March 10th, 1814 | | Y. Brions was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: ate bad tuna salad. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 3 days. |
| Thursday, March 3rd, 1814 | | F. Holmqvist was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: temporary insanity. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Friday, February 11th, 1814 | | S. Adrov was injured after getting in a fight during a strip poker game. The Diagnosis: dislocated nutsack. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last one week. |
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