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Elba Corps
Injuries |  | | Sunday, June 26th, 1814 | | B. Ivanchuk was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: poopy pants. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Monday, June 20th, 1814 | | D. Urcullu was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: donkey punch. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 2 weeks. | | T. Lavol was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Thursday, June 16th, 1814 | | S. Dali was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: drank expired horse jizz. He's expected to miss about 4 weeks. |
| Wednesday, June 15th, 1814 | | G. Gamali was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 2 weeks. |
| Monday, May 30th, 1814 | | S. Tindell was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: erection will not go down. He's expected to miss about 3 weeks. |
| Wednesday, May 18th, 1814 | | R. Iracheta was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: bit by urchin. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last one week. |
| Tuesday, May 10th, 1814 | | D. Rebolledo was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: temporary insanity. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
| Wednesday, May 4th, 1814 | | S. Indrebø was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: teabagging accident. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Friday, April 29th, 1814 | | R. Iracheta was injured in a collision at home plate. The Diagnosis: donkey punch. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last one week. |
| Thursday, April 21st, 1814 | | R. Iracheta was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: his woman done left him. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 4 days. |
| Monday, April 18th, 1814 | | L. Amick was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Saturday, March 26th, 1814 | | S. Tindell was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: gonorrhea. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 4 days. |
| Thursday, March 24th, 1814 | | C. van Doren was injured while throwing a shoe out his window to stop a cat from meowing. The Diagnosis: temporary insanity. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Monday, March 21st, 1814 | | S. Lowell was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: severe farts. He's expected to miss about 3 months. |
| Saturday, March 19th, 1814 | | P. Peebles was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: teabagging accident. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. | | S. Dearden was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: fractured thorax. He's expected to miss about 7 weeks. |
| Wednesday, March 9th, 1814 | | S. Tindell was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: tender nuts. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
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