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Knightsbridge Trolls (AAA)
Injuries |  | | Saturday, June 25th, 1814 | | G. Lombera was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: droopy nipples. He's expected to miss about 5-6 weeks. |
| Wednesday, June 15th, 1814 | | C. Guadalupe was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: faking it. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Thursday, June 9th, 1814 | | C. Diwan was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: fractured cock. He's expected to miss about 10 months. |
| Wednesday, June 1st, 1814 | | D. McVurich was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 2 weeks. |
| Tuesday, May 17th, 1814 | | B. van Oord was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: poopy pants. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 3 days. |
| Saturday, May 7th, 1814 | | C. Diwan was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 5 days. |
| Wednesday, May 4th, 1814 | | D. McVurich was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: pinched weiner. He's expected to miss about one week. |
| Thursday, April 28th, 1814 | | T. Sediva was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: high as a fucking kite. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
| Tuesday, April 19th, 1814 | | E. Braddock was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: popped boner. He's expected to miss about 4 weeks. |
| Tuesday, April 12th, 1814 | | L. Toraldo was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Sunday, April 10th, 1814 | | R. Gingrich was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: swollen fudge hole. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 6 days. | | H. Berkes was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: punctured booty. He's expected to miss about 2-3 months. |
| Thursday, April 7th, 1814 | | M. Kondziolka was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: popped boner. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
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