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London Britches (AAA) Injuries |  | | Thursday, July 7th, 1814 | | B. Scholz was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: popped boner. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. | | Sunday, June 26th, 1814 | | U. Tickle was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. | | Wednesday, June 15th, 1814 | | C. Krzoska was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: getting circumcised. He's expected to miss about 8-9 weeks. | | Wednesday, May 25th, 1814 | | M. Hespanhol was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: dislocated nutsack. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. | | Tuesday, May 17th, 1814 | | M. Schramm was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: sticky fingers. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. | | Tuesday, April 26th, 1814 | | A. Emmiyan was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: temporary insanity. He's expected to miss about one week. | | Sunday, April 24th, 1814 | | R. Smith was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: raw balloon knot from too much Indian food. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. | | Saturday, April 16th, 1814 | | A. Emmiyan was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: tender nuts. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. | |
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