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Birmingham Bollocks (AAA)
Injuries |  | | Monday, July 11th, 1814 | | F. Aitcheson was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: too many gawdam tacos. He's expected to miss about 3 months. |
| Wednesday, July 6th, 1814 | | B. Assemani was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: pulled groin muscle...he he he. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 3 days. |
| Friday, July 1st, 1814 | | D. Reguengo was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: poopy pants. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Saturday, June 11th, 1814 | | H. Marita was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: vacation. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Saturday, May 7th, 1814 | | F. Aitcheson was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Friday, May 6th, 1814 | | S. Porcella was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: faking it. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 6 days. |
| Tuesday, April 12th, 1814 | | M. Hernández was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: teabagging accident. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
| Thursday, April 7th, 1814 | | H. Freke was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: run over by bus. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 4 days. |
| Tuesday, April 5th, 1814 | | H. Grillasca was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: ruptured yellow thingy. He's expected to miss about 10-11 months. |
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