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Sussex Changlings (AAA) Injuries |  | | Thursday, June 16th, 1814 | | E. Monarque was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: poopy pants. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. | | Wednesday, June 8th, 1814 | | K. Inéz was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: strained back trying to blow a midget. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. | | Monday, May 30th, 1814 | | E. Monarque was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: overdose. He's expected to miss about one week. | | T. Brònnow was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: bit by urchin. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 6 days. | | Monday, May 16th, 1814 | | J. Blbulian was injured being hit by a pitch. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last one week. | | Monday, May 9th, 1814 | | T. Mines was injured being hit by a pitch. The Diagnosis: ass vomit. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 6 days. | | Wednesday, May 4th, 1814 | | O. Christianson was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: ruptured yellow thingy. He's expected to miss about 11 months. | | Tuesday, April 12th, 1814 | | R. Hanyuda was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: droopy nipples. He's expected to miss about 13 months. | |
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