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Punjab Poontang (AA)
Injuries |  | | Tuesday, July 19th, 1814 | | R. Agar was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
| Thursday, July 14th, 1814 | | S. Densem was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: popped boner. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
| Sunday, June 26th, 1814 | | D. Nabhani was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: penis reduction surgery. He's expected to miss about 4 weeks. |
| Tuesday, June 21st, 1814 | | B. Huggler was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: donkey punch. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last one week. |
| Tuesday, June 14th, 1814 | | R. Gingrich was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: temporary blindness. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last one week. | | B. van Oord was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: monthly visitor. He's expected to miss about 3-4 weeks. |
| Sunday, June 12th, 1814 | | R. Agar was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: sticky fingers. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
| Friday, May 20th, 1814 | | R. Agar was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: AIDS. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 4 days. |
| Sunday, May 8th, 1814 | | Y. McMillan was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: sphincter blister. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
| Friday, April 29th, 1814 | | O. Wiegand was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Thursday, April 14th, 1814 | | C. Salmons was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: poopy pants. He's expected to miss about 3 weeks. |
| Thursday, April 7th, 1814 | | B. Brathwaite was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: gonorrhea. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Saturday, April 2nd, 1814 | | L. MacUlric was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: hangover. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
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