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Calcutta Farts (AA)
Injuries |  | | Tuesday, July 19th, 1814 | | Q. Grønås was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: getting circumcised. He's expected to miss about 4 weeks. |
| Tuesday, July 5th, 1814 | | R. Hacini was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: popped boner. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Sunday, July 3rd, 1814 | | H. Klaus was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: gonorrhea. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last one week. |
| Friday, July 1st, 1814 | | R. Hacini was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: poopy pants. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last one week. |
| Friday, June 17th, 1814 | | G. Creek was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: poopy pants. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Monday, May 23rd, 1814 | | F. Corum was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: rabies. He's expected to miss about 2-3 months. |
| Saturday, May 21st, 1814 | | P. Bock was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: sphincter blister. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
| Tuesday, May 17th, 1814 | | R. Halvari was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: overdose. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 2 weeks. |
| Friday, May 13th, 1814 | | Q. Grønås was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: sphincter blister. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Thursday, May 5th, 1814 | | E. Udipi was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 2 weeks. |
| Saturday, April 30th, 1814 | | C. Hocking was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: popped boner. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Thursday, April 21st, 1814 | | K. Canavezes was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: temporary insanity. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Monday, April 11th, 1814 | | B. Talbott was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: vacation. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
| Sunday, April 10th, 1814 | | B. Talbott was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: erectile dysfunction. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last one week. |
| Thursday, April 7th, 1814 | | Q. Grønås was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: hangover. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
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