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Goa Constrictors (AA)
Injuries |  | | Sunday, July 17th, 1814 | | B. Hojem was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 4 days. |
| Friday, July 15th, 1814 | | S. Cristerna is ill. The Diagnosis: popped boner. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
| Saturday, July 9th, 1814 | | S. Cristerna was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: high as a fucking kite. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Saturday, May 21st, 1814 | | B. Hojem was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: getting circumcised. He's expected to miss about 4 weeks. |
| Sunday, May 15th, 1814 | | J. Sigler was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: sphincter blister. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Friday, May 13th, 1814 | | G. Aceves was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: strained back trying to blow a midget. He's expected to miss about 6 weeks. |
| Wednesday, May 4th, 1814 | | C. Teninty was injured being hit by a pitch. The Diagnosis: temporary blindness. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 2 weeks. |
| Saturday, April 30th, 1814 | | C. Crass was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: popped boner. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Saturday, April 23rd, 1814 | | R. Wesley was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
| Monday, April 18th, 1814 | | R. Wesley was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: temporary insanity. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Saturday, April 2nd, 1814 | | C. Teninty was injured in a collision at home plate. The Diagnosis: erectile dysfunction. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. |
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