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Madras Priests (AA) Injuries |  | | Saturday, July 16th, 1814 | | B. Cargile was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: popped boner. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. | | Wednesday, July 13th, 1814 | | G. Koraïs was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: erectile dysfunction. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. | | Sunday, July 10th, 1814 | | J. McArt was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: temporary insanity. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 2 weeks. | | Friday, June 24th, 1814 | | L. Shanny was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: raw balloon knot from too much Indian food. He's expected to miss about 3-4 weeks. | | Wednesday, June 15th, 1814 | | B. Akbash was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 4 days. | | Monday, June 6th, 1814 | | I. Modica was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. | | Monday, May 23rd, 1814 | | F. Taine was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: run over by bus. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. | | Friday, May 20th, 1814 | | H. Jones was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: temporary blindness. He's expected to miss about 2 weeks. | | Monday, May 2nd, 1814 | | B. Cargile was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: droopy nipples. He's expected to miss about 4 weeks. | | Sunday, April 24th, 1814 | | L. Latorle was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: feeling yucky. He's expected to miss about 12 months. | | Sunday, April 17th, 1814 | | G. Koraïs was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: erectile dysfunction. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last one week. | | Thursday, April 14th, 1814 | | J. Spence was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: poopy pants. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. | | Sunday, April 10th, 1814 | | J. McArt was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: popped boner. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. | |
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