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Angola Sweaters (A)
Injuries |  | | Thursday, July 21st, 1814 | | H. Isakhanian was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. He's expected to miss about 3 weeks. |
| Sunday, July 17th, 1814 | | L. Gartman was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: erectile dysfunction. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 2 weeks. |
| Saturday, July 9th, 1814 | | F. Delancy was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: stiff sphincter. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 6 days. |
| Tuesday, June 28th, 1814 | | O. Popovich was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: poopy pants. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Sunday, June 26th, 1814 | | A. Coninck was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: gonorrhea. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Saturday, June 18th, 1814 | | O. Popovich was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: temporary insanity. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Friday, June 17th, 1814 | | S. Kotanidy was injured in a collision at a base. The Diagnosis: pinched weiner. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last one week. |
| Monday, June 13th, 1814 | | T. bin Tawfiq was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. |
| Tuesday, June 7th, 1814 | | A. Tinkler was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: run over by bus. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 1-2 weeks. | | S. Cremen was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: donkey punch. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last one week. |
| Wednesday, May 18th, 1814 | | M. Turner was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 6 days. |
| Sunday, May 15th, 1814 | | P. Coley was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: pinched weiner. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last one week. | | S. Witmeyer was injured on a defensive play. The Diagnosis: cornhole replacement. He's expected to miss about 3 months. |
| Friday, May 6th, 1814 | | D. Louate was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: hangover. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. | | P. Bassano was injured being hit by a pitch. The Diagnosis: ass vomit. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last 3 days. |
| Sunday, May 1st, 1814 | | P. Coley was injured while running the bases. The Diagnosis: bruised ego. This is a day-to-day injury expected to last one week. |
| Saturday, April 23rd, 1814 | | S. Witmeyer was injured while throwing the ball. The Diagnosis: sphincter blister. He's expected to miss about one week. |
| Tuesday, April 19th, 1814 | | A. Coninck was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: temporary insanity. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
| Tuesday, April 12th, 1814 | | R. Phillipp was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: penis reduction surgery. He's expected to miss about 5 weeks. |
| Tuesday, April 5th, 1814 | | D. Louate was injured while pitching. The Diagnosis: dirty uniform. He's expected to miss about 1-2 weeks. |
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